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Featuring a glowing green-to-purple gradient and a softly burning joint releasing digital smoke, this tee captures that perfect mix of isolation, humor, and blockchain patience. Crafted from soft, structured cotton, it’s designed for those who thrive quietly — chill by choice, diamond-handed by nature.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative:\u003c\/strong\u003e CryptoWear Ireland Limited, support@cryptowear.ie, 2C Grangegorman Lower, Dublin 7, D07 K46Y, Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt. Complies with EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR 2023\/988). 2-year warranty within the EU and Northern Ireland.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings \/ Hazard:\u003c\/strong\u003e For adults only. Keep away from fire. Country of origin may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not iron. Do not dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F). Tumble dry low. 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