“I Only Take a Drink on Two Occasions” Brendan Behan T-shirt

Irish wit at its finest. This t-shirt features the legendary line from Brendan Behan: “I only take a drink on two occasions — when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.” A perfect blend of Irish humour, culture, and attitude, the design captures the spirit that has made Irish writers and storytellers famous worldwide. Comfortable, durable, and made for everyday wear, this tee brings together sharp words and timeless Irish character through Ink Of Éire — The Serious And The Ridiculous.

EU representative: CryptoWear Ireland Limited, support@cryptowear.ie, 2C Grangegorman Lower, Dublin 7, D07 K46Y, Ireland

Product information: Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt. Complies with EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR 2023/988). 2-year warranty within the EU and Northern Ireland.

Warnings / Hazard: For adults only. Keep away from fire. Country of origin may vary.

Care instructions: Do not iron. Do not dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Tumble dry low. Built for everyday crypto life — wear it, trade it, live it.